1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Go to the nearest gas station, fill up a jug, drive back by and throw it with maniacal laughter right onto that sucker!
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Total happiness!
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Hmmm... every time I walk out my door and the idiot neighbors have something smart to say to me or my kids.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Worms to go fishin' with.
5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I lost! Check it out HERE!
6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Oh, gosh. I'm on a diet. EITHER! No, NEITHER...
7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Nothin' - they probably meant it lovingly.
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
A new son? Hmmmm... maybe Keifer or maybe Tristan.
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Jaida
10. What are you craving right now?
A Subway Italian Sub!
11. What was the last thing you cried about?
I'm pretty sure it was my shoulder giving me pain. LOTS of pain. (rotator cuff injury)
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Dude, I'm poor! I keep it!
13. What color is your tissue box?
No tissue box... we just use T.P.
14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nope, not in the bedroom, but there is one in the LR and yeah.... thanks for making me look there, now I have to clean it.
15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I think it was a wrong number.
16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
Absolutely! Everyone from The Man's family!
17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Losing my job and being faced with the possibility of being homeless with my kids.
18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Nope, 'cause I work from home.
19. What kind of car do you want?
Anything that works every time it needs to and is good on gas!
20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Well, before my diet, I would order a Whopper with cheese and extra mayo, fries and a Diet Coke.
